tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79576826520022269392012-02-16T17:49:47.765-08:00Bruce Reznickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09646590641304128538noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957682652002226939.post-4671367051802107842008-12-08T09:32:00.000-08:002008-12-08T09:33:35.862-08:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957682652002226939-467136705180210784?l=therezreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Reznickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09646590641304128538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957682652002226939.post-22945361891735902382008-11-13T09:41:00.000-08:002008-11-13T10:19:41.631-08:00Today, hedge fund managers will trudge to Capitol Hill trying to tell us why their derivative formulas didn't lead to global fiscal diarrhea. While this news just recycles the realities of the third quarter they will begin to appear like startling revelations on the evening and cable news show opening paragraphs and in the print headlines to come (albeit if your newspaper still exists tomorrow)<br />Of course its all nonsense. Wolf, Lou, Charlie, Brian and Katie sit like lapdogs at their desk spooning out the obvious, while most of us already know that the third quarter numbers are singing a mournful song that has sent high priced foodies running for Applebees and the great unwashed serving Beef Jerky entrees. <br />As our personal income Rome burns the Cheney Bush axis continues to play out its imperial itinerary. Yesterday the carrier Intrepid, tomorrow a speech and all the while Cheney and company making sure the records of years past are cooked to a delicate Farenheit 451. Condi Rice's peace in our time mission to the Middle East continues to log her frequent flier miles on the road to her success., while the real woes in Gaza, the West Bank and of course Iran, linger for the Obama brigade.<br />For all the Joe the Plumbers out there. learning to re write their resumes, it's belly up to the bar, and hope for credit, with all eyes focused on a mythic January 21st salvation. Maybe as part of the bail out package you can ask for your own Mideast trip to add to your resume. It might help you find work at Walmart , but then again, ask for a trip to China. This week its still affordable.<br />Put money aside for your cable bill now that liberal prophet Keith Olbermann has been signed to a new seven million dollar contract . I'm sure he and the program masters at GE, who are seeking to savage Fox of course, (think market share) will be working to make sure you get the living wage you deserve. If you can't afford cable anymore please make sure that you get that digital antenna, so like tonight, when you tune in you can stay on top of the news once again, before it happens.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7957682652002226939-2294536189173590238?l=therezreport.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Reznickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09646590641304128538noreply@blogger.com1